Deep from within the bowels of the cave comes a cute fluffy rabbit. Hopping over rocks and prancing it's way toward the lights. Little does one know that this rabbit is the most foul, cruel, rodent that you've ever laid eyes on! In miniature size with biting action clip!

Cthulhu, created by horror author H. P. Lovecraft, and is one of Lovecraft's Great Old Ones. It is often cited for the extreme descriptions given of its appearance, size, and the abject terror that it invokes. Now you too can invoke the terror of the old one with your very own Cthulhu Gloves. Wearing gloves under certain astrological alignments not recommended.

(to the tune of Jingle Bells) Devour Souls, Tasty Souls... Eat them every night Oh what fun it is to knosh everyone in sight Devour Souls, Tasty Souls... I like the ones in fright Oh what fun to gulp them down, every single bite!

The Shoggoths are sure to be at your mercy when they see you adorned with a doppelganger of their malevolent master, Cthulhu. An exact replica of the viral internet sensation, the mask is made from synthetic fibers and its Lovecraftian green color is sure to keep you incognito as you hide and wait in algae-covered lakes to terrorize your victims. One-size-fits-all, as each mask is 10 inches wide and 19 inches tall (from crown to tentacle tip). Each mask is personally checked by a full-blooded Deep One to ensure it embodies the utmost quality and seethes with the correct measure of evil.

Our favorite black knight is back and this time ready to defend your feet to the bloody end. One thing must be said, though ignorant of pain and the tide of battle, the Black Knight would not surrender his post at any cost and, with a bit more intellect, may have made an excellent addition to the Knights of the Round.

1 heilige Handgrante aus Stoff nach dem Monty Python Werk Die Ritter der Kokusnuss.

One pair of plushy houshoes in form of the infamoues rabbit with pointy teeth.

Tired of unruly passengers riding in your car? Terrify them into subservience when they see you're a regular patron of Cthulhu's "All About Humans" Pest Control Service!

The ultimate Jedi Master from Star Wars is also the perfect totem for wisdom in all of life's pursuits. Having explored the galaxy and studied the Force for hundreds of years ...